'Playas' Ball in Memphis..Aww Siitt

This is one of the most hilarious police reports that I've ever seen emanating from a renegade program...It may be up there with Kenny Brunner and Avondre Jones beating a fellow Fresno State student and holding him hostage with a samurai sword...

Thanks to Pete McEngert from SI.com for this #9 selection from his 'Ten Spot'...Also, nice eye to my man, Tola, who webbed this out....

While the University of Memphis men's basketball squad won an exhibition game on Saturday night, four players had their campus apartment burglarized. According to the original police report, the players were robbed of $66,720 worth of possessions, including eight mink coats worth $40,000. By Monday afternoon, a university spokesman said the report had been amended. Instead of eight minks, it now said that nine fur coats "of some description" and two fur purses were taken. Those items were worth $3,600, and the spokesman said they belonged not to the players but to a friend...The original police report also included $2,500 in diamond earrings, $4,000 in custom-made shirts and $6,000 worth of shoes.

Chillin' at the Holiday Inne',
IronDog