My all-time favorite programming concept is ESPN Classic...But that doesn't mean I'm thrilled with half of the things thrown up there...A case in point is 'Cheap Seats.'
In yesterday's DeadSpin, the writers touched upon the question of whether or not the Sklar brothers, who host the show, are funny, or not. I threw my two cents in. Even though I feel it may be sacreligious to tear any thing down on Classic, I had to reach out to smack these guys in the back of the head
with a post about the Sklar brothers and the bore called 'Cheap Seats'.Here's my post:
"(The Sklar Brothers are) Authentic and complete clowns who should be relegated into the the black of hole of dorkdom. They're straight-up 'Herbs'. Why?...CliffX touched on it above..."when talking all the way throughout a showing of Dr. J in the Slam Dunk Contest. That there is hallowed sports footage."
He's right.
The Sklars have no knowledge of the borders between what was hip and colorful and what was wack. When they try to crack on events like the ABA Dunk Contest, they lose all credibility and respectability. I mean...How can you crack on Larry Kenon, Artis Gilmore and the "Ice Man", and Doc?
It's one thing to rip into the wackiness in sports, but it's another thing when your knowledge of sports history doesn't allow you to decipher what characters, events, and shows had flavor and what figures and events should be cannonballed.
Their humor is canned, and it's comparable to the goof-offs in Cameron Indoor who pass out chant sheets during pre-game warmups...They need major help.
The shame of it is that they're on the air while the humor on DeadSpin is ten times funnier. If they dressed a couple of DeadSpin commenters in Indie garb and listened to them rip into the programming on the worldwide leader, they would get ten times the humor...Hell, they do it here for free every day.
The show is played out..."
My reasoning is this...And believe me, I know it's easy to pick apart this show in the same way that it's easy to pick apart the vintage material from the '70s.
Anybody can crack on George Gervin's dunks, Dave Casper's running in the Superstars, or karate in the '70s on Wide World of Sports. They're all part of fringe programming that was meant for filler entertainment any way. The skills in the evens such as the ABA Dunk Contest or karate championships weren't that complicated by today's standards. But back then, it was those skills were pretty innovative...Show some respect.
Anyone can pick on Dwight Stones back in the day during the Superstars competition. But back in the '70s...That dude with the Mickey Mouse shirts was pretty colorful for sports that needed characters.
I can understand cracking on the Superstars competitions. They're easy fodder. Who can't nail Joe Frazier's swimming skills or crush Deacon Jones for failing to get up a climbing wall. But step off the styles...You can't knock people for at least trying to bring the funk.
If you're going to crack on it, you better be able to step into the game. These chuckleheads are the types of classroom clowns who run their mouths all day with smart-ass comments. Yet, when it comes to getting into the game, they make a mockery of the game and crack on everyone else's skills because they neither have game nor the skills that can bring anything to a competitive environment.
I'm glad that DeadSpin cracked these guys open....It's time to give 'em the cane.
Pull 'Em
IronDog